Anyway, the last paragraph from this week's bulletin is worth sharing:
Over to you, dear readers. Away with trashy and valueless music in the home. Get rid of the television set. Reduce electronics to a minimum. Mothers, wear skirts whenever possible, which is most of the time. Otherwise do not complain if God does not rescue the Society. He forces his gifts upon nobody. Blessed be his name for ever.
God's blessing, apparently, may be gained once more by:
- Censoring one's music
- Throwing out one's television
- Using the minimum of electronics (Except, of course, the internet to read this column, its "donation" button, and PayPal)
- Women wearing skirts instead of slacks
At any rate, now you have a plan, if you choose to begin, according to a spiritual leader whereby to be showered with God's blessings once more.
Pax et bonum