Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Concerns and the weather

One of my regular trolls commenters has decided what he thinks I should and should not talk about when I post. Just to clear up any confusion, I tend to make that decision myself without consultation. Any concern is acknowledged, however.

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Unrelated. It's unseasonably warm here at the moment, and tomorrow brings a chance of thunderstorms. In January.

Wun tiem, Happy Cat went in a boat wif his disihpawls. Den awl teh sudden, dis reely reely big storm caem an wus pwning teh boat! But Happy Cat wuz jus sleepin thru dat hoel ting! So his disihpawls starts shakin him an wer awl lied, "Dood! HAPPY CAT! WAEK UP! Teh ship be sinkin! We awl goin get wet, DO NOT WANT!"

So Happy Cat sez, "Yu get me up fer sum stoopid wind? Wut, yu tink? Iz jus gunna let yu get all wet an sink? Yu are teh noobs wif no fayf! Srsly."

So Happy Cat gotz up an told the storm to shut up so he cud get som moar sleepz. Teh disihpawls wer awl liek, "Whoa! Hey guiz, didz yu see dat? Dis dood totawly pwns teh wind an evryting!"

Matthew 8:23-27, LOL Cat Translation


Pax et bonum

12 comments:

  1. Wow...thank you Thom. It's been far too long since I have heard the Word of Ceiling Cat and I find it good to be reminded that Mirth and Reverence are equally important. As a friend once told me, 'if you can't laugh about something, you don't understand it well enough.'

    "if u makes a cookie 4 some1, doe not eated it. kittehz iz liek "wuv ur BFFz, hate bad kittehz"
    but im liek "wuv bad kittehz 2" U r all Ceiling Catz kittenz. Sun shines on good kittehz and bad. Also rain :-( If u wuv only ur BFFs, u no can has cheezburger. even teh IRS d00dz do taht! If u iz liek "oh hai" 2 only ur BFFs, wtf? only n00bz do taht. b k00l liek teh Ceiling Cat"

    Mat. 5:42-48 (preachin' LoL-cat style)

    Thanks be to Ceiling Cat!

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  2. Classy and "Christian" - Thom Curnette. Right now I'm beginning to understand Vjekoslav better.

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    1. That's good to know. You misspelled my last name, though.

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    2. Is it even American? I may not know as I'm Polish, but it doesn't sound as one, does it?

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    3. I live in the United States, yes.

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    4. Just like you say you're Catholic, but it doesn't make you one, so, why do you keep on trolling the Catholic Church?

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    5. Dear man, I was baptized the same as you. I don't recall seeing "trolling" mentioned in the Catechism. I do, however, note its use in internet courtesy.

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    6. I admit that there were moments when I was plainly mean to you and for that you can call me a troll, and I should apologize as I went too far. And I apologize for that.

      So what that you were baptized just like me? I have serious problems recognizing anything, even remotely, Catholic about you. Baptism isn't enough, and you're a kind of a puzzle as you were an adult when you decided to enter the Catholic Church, and you still hardly resemble anything Catholic.

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    7. Forgiven, of course. Thank you for apologizing.

      Perhaps one of the reasons you can't judge me accurately is because you don't know me. You only know what I choose to post about.

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    8. It's probable as we only know one's Internet persona when browsing the Web.

      You don't know me, I don't know you, so there's a chance to meet and finally know each other ;)

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    9. Agreed. Drop me a line sometime.

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